Warning: Not safe for delicate ears. When my ex-husband John was a mere lad he enjoyed playing carpenter with his own little hammer, nails, and wood. His dad was working in construction those days and what little boy doesn’t like to emulate his daddy? One day, when his grandmother, “Hoddie,” was visiting, she overheard him hammering, and yammering..
Month: April 2017
I’m all about lists. Quite frankly, it’s not a stretch to say I need them to function. Whether I have some undiagnosed distractibility issue, or I’m just hopelessly forgetful, who knows. The fact of the matter is, if my grocery store trip is for more than two items, yes the single digit number TWO, I..
I confess. I am that person. I feel so damn strongly about the orientation of a roll of toilet paper that, yes, I will change it in someone else’s house. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna get all preachy about why over the top is superior and absolutely the only acceptable way to roll. Nope, I’m..